First the obvious question: Why is this on my law blog? Well because I am a lawyer.
Next. Here is a short story from Manto for our readers:
Khu, speak out immediately. Who are you?'
'Son of Satan, speak speak, speak! Are you an Indu (Hindu) or a Muslimeen (Muslim)?'
'Khu, who is your Prophet?'
'That's right, go.'
(Saadat Hassan Manto)